Week 2 Story: Rand and Marx's Manifesto
In a world where the specter of Capitalism no longer haunts Europe, the Bodhisatta was born into the form of our lord and savior, Karl Marx. During his time in this world, he worked to bring peace and prosperity through the philosophy of his holy book, The Communist Manifesto . By this point, he had managed to exorcise the accursed spirit from Europe, but his work was far from over. Not everyone was happy about his actions. There was one particularly disgruntled capitalist: Ayn Rand. She despised how the prosperity of the land was seeping with altruism; she desired said prosperity for herself and her fellow "elite," individualistic heathens. She pondered how to accomplish this. Then she thought, "Perhaps if I could steal and destroy The Communist Manifesto , I would be able to seize the means of production for myself..." Wringing her hands in delight, she set out to find him. Beloved Marx sat meditating under a pine tree. "Dearest Marx," Rand said to...